❛ well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❜ ❛ do i look like mother theresa ? ❜ ❛ my teen - angst bullshit now has a body count. ❜ ❛ chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling. ❜ ❛ you look like hell. ❜ ❛ yeah, i just got back. ❜ ❛ are we going to prom or hell ? ❜ ❛ god ! i sound like a fucking psycho. ❜ ❛ i felt bad everytime i did it, but i kept doing it anyway. ❜ ❛ now i know you understood everything. ❜ ❛ now that’s deep. ❜ ❛ there are no stupid questions. ❜ ❛ that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard. ❜ ❛ the extreme always seems to make an impression. ❜ ❛ what’s your damage ? ❜ ❛ how very. ❜ ❛ i just killed my best friend. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe you did it. ❜ ❛ i was teasing. ❜ ❛ i loved you. ❜ ❛ there’s a new sheriff in town. ❜ ❛ you don’t deserve my fucking speech. ❜ ❛ so what’s the deal ? ❜ ❛ what a waste ! ❜ ❛ oh, the humanity ! ❜ ❛ our love is god. ❜ ❛ let’s go get a slushie. ❜ ❛ is your life perfect. ❜ ❛ i don’t really like my friends. ❜ ❛ maybe it’s time to take a vacation. ❜ ❛ now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life ? ❜ ❛ why do you have to be such a mega - bitch ? ❜ ❛ because i can be. ❜ ❛ did you have a brain tumour for breakfast ? ❜ ❛ i say we just grow up, be adults and die. ❜ ❛ if everyone jumped off a bridge, would you ? ❜ ❛ why are you pulling my dick ? ❜ ❛ that knife is filthy. ❜ ❛ some people need different kinds of convincing than others. ❜ ❛ you’re beautiful. ❜ ❛ did that sound bitchy ? ❜ ❛ this isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. ❜ ❛ you were nothing before you met me. ❜ ❛ she’s my best friend. god, i hate her. ❜ ❛ i shop, therefore i am. ❜ ❛ a true friend’s work is never done. ❜ ❛ god had cursed me i think. ❜ ❛ we’ll crucify her. ❜ ❛ what’s the up - chuck factor on that ? ❜ ❛ ugh, such a pillowcase. ❜ ❛ nice guys finish last, i should know. ❜ ❛ get a job. ❜
“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but you’re just making this worse.”
“I don’t think we have anything left to say to each other.”
“Are you happy? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”
“This isn’t the end. Just the part where I say enough is enough.”
“Stop. Just…stop.”
“You have a lot of nerve saying ‘Hello’ like nothing happened.”
“I’d say ‘give me one good reason to stay’ but I already know the reasons. I just have better reasons to go.”
“I’m sorry…we didn’t make it in time. They’re gone.”
“You said you’d always be there for me…so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?”
“There will never be anyone else like you…if I’m very lucky.”
“What, you thought you deserved better than a voice message?”
“What did you do?”
“How much have you had?”
“That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.”
“I can’t stand watching you destroy yourself like this.”
“Didn’t it occur to you that you’re hurting me, too?!”
“This can’t keep happening.”
“The only good part about being alone is that I don’t wake anyone up when I start screaming at night.”
“Holy shit–did you do that?!”
“How long have you been doing this to yourself?”
“I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.”
“I just can’t stand being alone anymore.”
“Please, don’t tell anyone.”
“I can’t stand to lose anything else.”
“I’m hurting you too much…you should leave.”
“Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.”
“I don’t even know why you pretend to care anymore.”
CHUCK PALAHNIUK THEMED ASK PROMPTS or SENTENCE STARTERS quotes from various works by chuck palahniuk in meme form. feel free to reblog & add more, these are just my favorites. count: 26
‘’ It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. ‘’
‘’ The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
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It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
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I don’t want to die without any scars.
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The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
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This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
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When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character…Would you slow down? Or speed up?
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You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
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The things you used to own, now they own you.
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Does it hurt very much to die?
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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.
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Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
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When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly – all these make for great stories.
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You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.
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People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.
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The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
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Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.
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More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
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Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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